I’ve been into many arguments with the folks, but it never got to the point where I threatened to kill them. Obviously I am doing it wrong and need to up my standards because in Michigan when your father eats your leftovers you kill him. This is completely understandable because who doesn’t love leftovers? You slave all day over a microwave only to find out the next day your food is gone.

Somebody had to go.

Probably just wants to go back to when he was a bit smaller. However, seeing as how the machine has to hit 70mph to work, then he might have a problem.

Today’s lesson: Don’t eat Michael J. Fox or you won’t be able to go back in time or get out of the car.

Lots of questions come to mind after watching this video. Why would seh do such a thing to Spidey? Why isn’t he beating her ass? Why am I amused by this? Why is Spidey so fat?!?!

How is this not the coolest animal on the planet? I would buy an army of these things!